I peed in a sink once too when my then-roomie took a shower in our only bathroom with her boyfriend to “save water.” They took FOREVER and while he must’ve had whiskey dick, I had beer bladder and IT COULD NOT WAIT.
That’s not what’s happening in this pic?
Oh.
Shark Week
Sometimes I imagine Heidi Klum watching Shark Week, but then her husband Seal walks in and she panics and quickly turns it off.
Oh nothing..umm..just clicking around that’s all. Yeah, yup just watching..nothing..Oh hey, Judge Judy. Yea, that’s what I was looking for..yup.
Rory had a total spaz attack/tantrum/meltdown last night when I told him there wouldn’t be enough time after dinner for him to go swimming with his friend.
Today I showed him this video - hoping he’d gain a little insight into the fact that no one thinks it’s cool and even 6 year olds realize that kind of behavior is ridiculous.
Unfortunately, he seems to think he *never* acts like that and that Colum is the guy who really needs the help.
At what age do you gain self awareness?
We happen to have quite a bit available and have posted a “For Free” Craigslist ad for takers.
Drain hair is the gateway drug.
Dryer lint is also available but that shit’s gonna cost you.
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